ROB PORTER'S CLASS ACTION SOUP (well OK alright - chicken soup)
Ingredients: A Chicken fat & healthy (like you used to be) skinned to debt (like you will be) excess fat (and income) goes to legal fees - or compost heap (no diff) brutally boiled (in salted water - think courtroom) and de-boned (financially dislocated) when cool hack remaining flesh into big chunks (yeah think of your future) -
........and add to
The Broth
1.½ qts water (no kidding - fresh) - start a big pot aboiling - add: ½ cup Bulk Barn dry chicken soup stock (cheap & yummy) big handful parsimonious parsley - partitioned 4 outrageous onions (sliced to ribbons) 4 couch potatoes (diced) 4 crazy carrots (chopped small) 4 supercilious celery (minced like your bank account) 4 litigious leaks (washed-out & sliced thin as prayers) a bunch manic mushrooms (crumbled - imagine they are little lawyer skulls - hear em pop) 2 handfuls pearl barley (oppositions' buck teeth, yeah he he - thwap)
.......stir up with a wood ladle - and for flavour add:
The Spices
rosemary black (like your mood) pepper bay leaf (1) sage (older - not wiser) cardamon savory oregano garlic powder ginger salt
The Method
Let simmer for an hour - stir occasionally Serve hot with: (coming soon to this web site) ROB PORTER'S REGULATORY flaxACTION BREAD - [buttered thick as a politician's election day promises] Oh... and keep whistling Dixie while you work!
Submitted by Rob Porter May 19, 1997
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